Stephalina, Reloaded

I will empty a chamber in that ass, reload it, & do it again.

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with great power comes a great electricity bill

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Why did I tell my coworker I’d come in early? That was a whole 45 minutes before I was scheduled to be here!

I’m so angry, I could bend a paper clip out of shape.

Isn’t that the cutest thing. He was born in ‘95 and he’s flirting with “born in ‘84” little ol’ me.

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Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

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Watching this movie and the character didn’t know the word for “feminine”. So he said “womanine”.

"The woman in you is showing."

I see what he did there but no.

Just woke up from an incredibly sad dream about my granny’s house. Someone else was living there and living there wrong. Plus, they didn’t want me there. All my granny’s belongings was still in the house!

So strange I had that dream. I haven’t been in that house in nearly 15 years.

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It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up


It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

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3 year old death grip!


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